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About Margot Black:
What makes me an expert in parenthood? Well, as I write this my five-year-old son Jett is still alive.
I came to motherhood and marriage late in life. The good news is that I've gained a lot of wisdom, the bad news is that as a publicist working in Hollywood, the extra pounds I put on since pregnancy needs to be constantly hidden by two pairs of Spanx.
Before starting my boutique PR business I was a stand-up comedian, and that's been great training for having a kid: I can't remember the last time I sat down.
I long for a kidney-shaped swimming pool, natural blond hair, and to one day leave for a meeting without finding Cheerios in my underpants.
I'm proud to say that in my spare time, I am a trophy wife to my husband, Rob and a perfect mom to our 5 yr old son Jett. Archives
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Monthly Archives: February 2011
The Zen of Motherhood
People often ask me how I have the time to blog. I don’t. These blogs are written with love and angst, often on the can, in 3-5 minute intervals (just enough time before someone wants to come in to “see”, … Continue reading
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Anatomy 101 (according to a 3-year-old)
Jett hands me a short, fat stick and says, “Mom, take this, you need it.” “Oh, what’s this?” I quiz. “A tail”, he responds. “Wow, thanks,” I say. “Should we give one to Daddy too?” “No,” Jett responds, “He has … Continue reading
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Put On Your Big Girl Panties
Overheard at the playground yesterday: “Remember Bailey, you have access to a helmet”. Access to a helmet???!! What kind of psychobabble BS is that? From parents spineless language, I already know that kid is destined to be a terror and … Continue reading
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